Jokes

Presents to Elephants

Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants?

Santa’s Beard

Why does St. Nicholas have a white beard?


Santa Elves

What does Santa tell the elves to do in the garden?

Santa Down Chimney

Why does Santa always go down the chimney?


Presents to Pets

Who delivers Christmas presents to pets?

Goes to Vote

Where does Santa Claus go to vote?


Falls Down the Chimney

What’s red and white and falls down the chimney?

Snowman and Vampire

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Santa and Elves

Why does Santa owe everything to the elves?

Oh, Oh, Oh

What goes “Oh, oh, oh”?

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