Jokes

Santa on Holiday

Where does Santa stay when he’s on holidays?

What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santa on his birthday?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?

An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up??

What do you do if Santa Claus gets stuck in your chimney?

What does Santa say to the toys on Christmas Eve?

What do the elves call it when Santa Claus claps his hands at the end of a play?

Why does Santa like to work in his garden?

What do you call a kitty on the beach on Christmas morning?

Who delivers presents to dentist offices?